So I told the story with the mindset I had at the time. Being shocked by her nudity was accurate then, but that was years ago when I was newly married into the family. Now I know she looks for, and creates opportunities like this and I've seen her naked quite a few times. None of them seem as story-worthy as the first but here they are:
1) I came home a little early from work and recognized my sis-in-law's car. They didn't appear to be anywhere in the house but it was a nice sunny day so I thought I'd check the back yard. They are both full spread eagle naked tanning on the back deck. With the noise of the backdoor, my wife leaps to attention and finds her towel. Her sister, on the other hand, focuses on her "oh my goodness" face and has one hand over her O-shaped mouth expression and the other hand doing a poor boob cover. I raise a hand like a horse blinder as if I'm offering privacy but I can see it all. She makes a show of pretend modesty while she collects her towel but it takes was longer than needed to get fully covered. This includes the finale where she turns and does a straight legged bend to pick up the towel. I should also mention that I have never come home to discover my wife alone tanning naked in the backyard so the sister is definitely the instigator.
Sorry, thought it was going to be only a minute to tell but it was more typing than I thought. I'll add the other 2 later. I've seen her naked more times than that but there's only a couple more worthy of telling.
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