Passed on One I Shouldn't Have
My wife and I were camped out with about 10 other couples. Apparently one other couple had a thing for my wife and me. The lady, Darma, attempted to make the first move. She was topless and came over and sat on my lap while her husband, Greg, and my wife were seated with us. We all continued talking as if nothing was unusual about a topless woman sitting on my lap. Eventually, Darma said, "You know I have crotchless panties on right now." Since she was seated on my leg at the time, I really could not see that her panties were crotchless. I was somewhat taken back by the statement, but somehow managed to reply, "No, I did not know that, but I certainly welcome that." All the while my wife was staring at me. Then Darma arose and showed me her crotchless underpants. I replied that they were most attractive. After a few more minutes Darma and Greg retired to their tent. My wife said, "Boy, you certainly don't get an announcement like that every day!" I had to agree.
Later that evening, everyone was sitting around the old campfire. Both my wife and I had been drinking quite heavily. My wife told me that she needed to go take a leak and would return shortly. Apparently, she started talking with some other women and was gone for some time. And, unfortunately for me, I had consumed far more liquor than I should have that afternoon and evening. I was about to pass out and knew I had better get to my tent in a hurry. I told a couple of people that I was headed back to my tent and to let my wife know when she returned. Darma overheard my statement and insisted on making certain that I got back to my tent. She still was topless and grabbed my arm to provide some security as I stumbled along the route. Then she took my hand and rubbed it against her boobs. We eventually reached my tent. Darma removed her crotchless panties as I laid down. She said, "Well, how about it?" I had to tell Darma that I was just about done with no chance of performing to her expectations. She left in somewhat of a huff, and I never had the opportunity again.
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