[EltonC]

Thursday night I got together with a group of old friends, tough to get all of us together but we’ve reserved Thursday before Xmas as a time to meet, drink bourbon, and talk about the old times. We all were born 1976/77, met our wives 1984/5 and we all met each other by 1980. Life took us to different parts of the country due to school, work, etc. but we are now all retired and live within a 50 mile radius of each other. Our meetups involve lots of verbal abuse, I always get shit for being the one who was always chasing women. A couple years ago, our friend Kevin insisted we all itemize the women we were with over those years. I was first at 45, a couple were in the 30s, the lowest number was 18. So we weren’t monks.

So this year, Kevin asks me “of those 200 women you had, how many were shaved?” I reminded him it was only 45, none were shaved, only two even trimmed. Polling the other five, only one had a shaved woman and he was the low man at 18. So I’m curious about other’s experience over the years. Here are my numbers.

1976-1985. 43 natural, 2 trimmed, 0 shaved.