My wife and I used to manage an apartment complex for free rent, it was pretty easy except for the occasional idiot. We had this divorced woman, blonde, nice figure, pretty, as a tenant, she was OK most of the time, but she had an alcohol problem, and when she drank, she was as annoying as they come.
One night I get a knock on the door, another woman is upset because, Betty, the pretty blonde, is drunk and skinny dipping in the pool and this woman's kids are about to get there. The pool is where you have to walk past it to get to the apartments. I go out and sure enough, there is Betty, swimming around, naked butt in the air. I tell her "Betty, where is your suit, the rules is you have to wear a bathing suit".
"I lost it".
"Well then you have to go in, you're too drunk to be in the pool anyway, wait there, I'll get you a robe".
I didn't get a chance, she walked up the pool steps, naked, boobs flopping, smiled at me and went inside. The next day she denied any memory of the incident. The next time she did it I had a Polaroid camera ready. She had to believe that.
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