I know something you don't know....
So I became the unofficial 'tech' guy of the family I married into and became good friends with my SIL's husband. I was tasked with doing a tech clean-up and donating/repurposing old gadgets, laptops, cellphones....etc.
But..... would I be doing a thorough job if I didn't go through everything, THOROUGHLY? I ended up getting backups of cloud storage that had some really provocative photos... semi-nudes, nudes, chains, close-ups.... All of my SIL, about a decade and a half ago. Now, this is a score in itself, but doesn't quite tip the scales as out-of-the-ordinary.
Except that, with these photos, there was an attached spreadsheet, and in this document was a detailed listing of Johns with names, ages, nicknames, kink types, whether or not a condom was used, favorite positions and... how much each one paid for the requested service!
Can you imagine how hard it was to keep a straight face when during a game of 'never have I ever', she kept her hand down when the statement was "Never have I ever, been with more than 30 people"
The correct answer is at least 4 times that. At LEAST.
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