My wife's family is a super conservative Portuguese Catholic family. Her father was one out of 13 brothers and sisters so she has cousins by the dozens. We are on the oldest end of her generation/cousins. Most of them are in their 20's ranging from early 20's to late 20's. We were at my wife's grandmother's for Thanksgiving yesterday. I was several drinks into the party... not really buzzed but loosened up a bit. Her grandma has a giant house on almost two acres. Not a farm... all landscaped. Anyway, there were probably 10-15 of that 20's crowd sitting around a table in the dining room playing some card game and drinking. I would say 2/3 of them are female. Anyway, I have no idea what gave me this idea but it came to me as I was walking by the table. I, not looking at anyone specific but looking towards the table said, "Really? An OnlyFans? I am surprised." and I kept walking. I could hear the "what the fuck is he talking about" type comments I generated. I did not look back to see their reactions.
Fast forward a couple hours, I went out back away from the house to smoke a pipe and one of my wife's cousins who I think is 22 or 23 came out to me and started ripping into me... "How dare you call me out like that?" "You better not have shown anyone in the family my OnlyFans." "Does anyone else know?" "I was afraid something like this would happen." When she finally came up for air, and I stopped laughing, I told her that I made it up and it was a joke. She claimed I was looking right at her which was her perception not the truth. She made me promise not to try to find it or tell anyone in the family. She is super hot and of course I tried to find it but could not. In any case, just knowing it exists is kind of hot. I wonder how dirty her content is. I hope one day I find either her account or some leaked content.
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