[winston optic beer]

This is a dream I had a couple nights ago that has become my latest unrealistic fantasy.

The scenario was that my wife and I were present at a big promotion for a new bathroom suite. The bath had some special features that I didn't understand.

The sales person, a middle aged guy got up on a stage in front of a large crowd of people to explain what was so good about it. There was a sample of the bath full of water set up right there on the stage.

During the talk, the guy took off all his clothes to demonstrate how the bath worked. The guy was overweight and not a pretty sight naked.

Someone grumbled that the demonstration would be far more effective if a woman got naked and took a bath on stage instead of the fat guy.

I turned to my wife as she once posed in the nude for a good cause in real life. She piped up that she'd be perfectly willing to get up on stage and strip off if it would help. As the people around us nodded in approval, she started to make her way towards the stage.

Unfortunately I woke up at that point, so I didn't see my wife's striptease for all the people present. My heart was racing and I was shaking with excitment in anticipation of them seeng my wife naked. I felt so disappointed when I realised that it wasn't real.