[KarlMalone]

Couple Arrested For "Fully Nude" Florida Frolic

fter being caught having “fully nude” sex on a Florida causeway--in front of children and other witnesses--a woman told cops it “was always a dream of mine” to engage in such a public tryst, while her male companion showed “zero remorse” when collared, court records show.

After receiving multiple 911 calls around 9 PM Friday, sheriff’s deputies responded to the causeway in Dunedin, a Gulf Coast city, and discovered a couple “having fully nude sexual intercourse in the presence of the victims,” which included a pair of juveniles.

On the side of the causeway, cops found Sara Fazekas, 55, and Robert Clarke, 60, “fully nude on top of one another,” according to a criminal complaint. Clarke, cops say, was on his back with his genitals “fully exposed.”

A witness described the pair’s encounter as “crack to sack, going to town.” Fazekas and Clarke--both of whom purchased Florida condos in 2021--are pictured in the above booking photos.

While being taken into custody, Fazekas “stated this ‘was always a dream of mine,’ referring to having sexual intercourse on the causeway,’” a deputy reported. Surrounded by water, the causeway offers spectacular views of St. Joseph Sound.