"I have small tits"
This story seems to fit in here. I was alone at an outdoor concert this past summer and a woman sat down next to me wearing a spaghetti string t-shirt emblazoned with "I have small tits." (true statement, btw) I'm obsessed with huge, saggy tits, but I can be quite open-minded when it comes to talking to a woman about her tits. But, like an idiot, I planned to wait until the band took a break so we could have a conversation and unfortunately she got up and left suddenly. I'm still learning you have to seize the moment.
I was also debating what my opening line should be? "That's a funny t-shirt," or "I love small tits."?
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