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Prim had Beginner's Luck, but Regina was Undone.


*All characters are over 18 years old*


*I have taken generous liberties with this skit; I hope you enjoy it*


(1) "Beginner's Luck" | Little Rascals Shorts | FULL EPISODE - YouTube


Part 1. Our Gang’s Scheme to Make Regina Cancel Primrose’s Performance at the Talent Contest


On a brilliant fall day, well into the new school year, we find our young characters; Primrose Dubois in her pink cheerleader togs, her crush Miles Jameson in his basketball uniform, her frenemy, and oft rival Brooke Broadsheets, who along with Genevieve, Miles’s sister and Beth Modiste, matched Primrose. They wore the short skirts and midriff-baring halter tops emblazoned with the Industrial Institute’s Cheer Squad logo, the “Cup Cakes.” Next to the cheerleaders sat Edward French, and at the end of the table sat the prankster Al Roper, and Annie A. Anderssen, Prim’s pal. All were assembled at the student union of the Ivy Industrial Institute, sharing a pizza after classes. Primrose began, “You all will not believe me when I tell you my mother is forcing me to enter a stupid talent contest at the Puttyville Community Theater.” “What, really?” Brooke questioned, shocked. Primrose responded, “She wants to make an actress out of me! Can you imagine?” Al retorted, “Actors and actresses are sissies!” Primrose opined her objection, “I know, but if I win, I’ll be treading the boards until I graduate! I cannot imagine the thought of being a DRAMA queen, or even a Theatrical Arts major when my dream is to work for the U.S. Treasury or OC C.gov!” Miles responded to his despondent girlfriend, “Your mom is always putting you up to something...” Then Annie piped up, while popping a pepperoni into her mouth, “Well, you won’t win! We will all be in the front row and we will make sure you flop!” Miles then added, “Primrose, if you agree, we can make this recital into a monumentally mortifying moment for your mother, and with Al’s help, it should be a slam dunk.” Annie added, “Yes ma’am, we will hiss and hoot you off the stage. We’ll give you the works!” Beth added all Smiley, “Right? Too easy!”


But now Primrose looked down at her sneaks and muttered, “Yeah, thanks to you all, but now Mom wants me to perform tomorrow at my house in front of the planned competition’s judges! You all are invited too. Miles, she plans to use you and Gen as a pair of cute servers. Go figure?!” “Well, you are the prettiest in our class” Miles said touching her bare shoulder, while Prim blushed demurely and lowered her gaze. Brook, Gene, Beth, and Annie all chimed in, "No worries, we can wreck that too! We will be there for you, Primrose!” The frosh gave each other their gang’s high-sign, while Al rubbed his chin to think of how he could disrupt, play pretty pranks, derail, and possibly denude, some contestants at this talent show. Oh, how so sweet it would be, to have all perhaps get a glimpse of garter, or of stocking, or something more scandalously shocking!