The above post is very correct, and the timing is hilarious.
My wife's vulva (my favorite word, btw) is so far between her legs that you can't see ANY of it unless she is sitting. In fact, her bush is also so low that she looks completely shaved while standing normally, even though she isn't!
Last night she was walking around the house completely bottomless because she forgot something upstairs and didn't feel like putting anything on. I asked her if she was worried about others in the house seeing her. She said "You can't see anything down there anyway when I am walking!"
I had a friend in college talk about this once at dinner because the women were all asking each other what they would rather show if they could only cover one thing. All the women said they would gladly let their boobs show while covering down below, but my friend said she would cover her boobs because "everyone has a butt anyway, and you can't see the front part anyway unless you are digging down there!"
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