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Originally Posted by JustinTinMan
I was snooping in my moms room and found my moms “neck ” massager. I had no clue what it actually was, but I was snooping in her room for spare change, and found it. I was trying to figure out wtf it was when my mom walked in and was mortified. Of course I was asking a million questions because I thought it looked cool like a space ship.
She finally said “it’s my neck massage, and I never want you to touch it again, it’s fragile.
I shit you not, for the next year or so I played with that fucker every chance I got. Especially once I figured out how to turn it on. Fucking space ship.
It wasn’t until several years later when my cousin found his dads stash of porn did I find out what it actually was… and I felt like I was going to puke. Never said shit to anybody about this until now.
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Laughing my fucking ass off.
I was about 6 years old and I found my mom's tampons. I thought this is a cool toy. I thought It could be many toys in one. pretend hand grenade, a James Bond camera, and maybe a walkie-talkie. I played with it with my neighbor boy next door about the same age. My mom walked out and was mortified telling me not to touch it and throw it away. I was so upset she took my cool toy away. It was a few years later I figured it out and wanted to puke. lol