Dude, you ain't kidding! I was picking someone up at the Frankfurt airport years ago and they had a porn shop on the ground floor. One of my soldiers went in there and so I followed him to see what the big deal was... I was expecting to see full nudity, of course. But, I immediately saw "watersports" mags and beside that was some grandmother getting double fisted. I was more straight laced back then - LOL. Plus, I was in charge so I eased out the door.
Another time, I was road marching (hiking) to meet one of the platoons that were doing training. I was by myself and it was probably 2km away or so. I was walking through these vineyards on a gravel trail and at the "intersection" of two trails was a box. It was definitely out of place and it was open. So I walked over and peaked inside and it was a box of porn mags and sex toys. I flipped one of the mags open and it was a XXX personals with locals in and around the area wanting to hook up with others. And, when I saw the dildos, I kinda stepped back and then I wasn't sure if my soldiers could see me so I just moved on. I think that someone wanted to get rid of their stash of porn - maybe a girlfriend found and it tossed it out the car window? Who knows.
Then, there was Berlin.. For another time perhaps.
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