[Halkan]

I happened to sit in a nice armchair next to a table with a number of girls who are, as we say in Germany, freizügig. The talk had been about training, diets, how OK each of the girls were with their boobs, and so on and so forth. Nothing unusual, except perhaps that they did not in any way soften their girl talk just because I happened to be there. And eventually they started in on the pros and cons on shaving. One of the girls, let's call her Linda, stood out because she thought that shaving must be unnatural and detrimental because 'we are born with a bush and therefore that must be beneficial, so, shaving is surely stupid'. Linda was also into natural gardening, wore clothes of linen and hemp, you get the idea. Nothing wrong with the logic I suppose, and nothing wrong with natural vegetables and clothing, but, she was, as unfortunately very often, a bit too strident and sure of herself. Her friends looked somewhat awkward, especially those who had enthusiastically talked about the pros of shaving and had now more or less been labeled as idiots.

One of the 'pro shaving girls' now turned to me and asked me "Hey, you're a real spa lover, you've probably seen the pussies of half the women in this town, what's you're opinion, shaved or not?" I just went "Shaved, no question about that" and got a heated tirade, which I will not attempt to repeat, from Linda where she essentially wondered (i) why I hated bushes and (ii) what that might mean about my possible preferences for too young girls. So, I asked her "What do you prefer, ice cream or chocolate?" She answered ice-cream whereupon I mock-angrily asked her "Why do you hate chocolate?" I thought that would do the trick, but she just looked bewildered, poor girl. Then I could not help myself and mock-leeringly added "Personally I could eat them both" while wriggling my tounge rather 'suggestively'.

All the other girls couldn't help laughing at that, but, the laughter eventually died out and everyone of them looked awkward again because Linda was still sitting there quite bewildered, and had not gotten that joke either. The gang broke up rather quickly afterwards. Oh well.


/HK