[pokaz_cycki]

Oh. I was a pizza delivery guy, you reminded me of an interesting thing. I was delivering pizzas on New Year's Eve and the last day of the year, the hour is close to 11 pm, the last order, a girl opens it, you can see there is a house party going on inside, the wallet has someone else they are afraid to wake up, she had a dress with her breast sticking out of it when she came back, but she was too drunk to realize. I didn't want to embarrass her, and so I waited a long time to pay. Anyway, through thousands of deliveries, about once in a hundred someone opened in a bathrobe, once in 500 invited to the house or offered vodka, quite often I have the impression that when they ask for a delivery at the door, it's that they are having sex and therefore prefer to leave the food at the door and not see the courier undressed, sweaty, not ready AND on the loose to pick up. I have made thousands of deliveries and can no longer remember exactly every one, if I remember what better stories I will describe them.