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Originally Posted by kajuk
I was getting new carpet in my house. The guy installing the carpet was kind of cute. I saw he had a wedding ring on his finger but I didn’t care. I went into my room and put on a short mini-skirt with no panties. I started talking to him and getting close to him and flirting with him as he worked. He kept looking up my skirt until I got him into my bedroom and we fucked. Afterward, I told him he was going to install this carpet for free or I was going to call his wife. He did as I said. Everyone in the room laughed as if she did something great.
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Reminds me of a friend many years back installing carpet for a living. There were words exchanged during the installation and a threat of non-payment was made. He had a moment while the customer was distracted, found a piece of fish in the freezer. Cut the pad just right and placed the fish under the carpet in the corner of one room. I always thought that was a little unprofessional/extreme, however it seems like a good fit here!