Next door was a friend who was very liberal to the point of insanity so forever single . A modern day hippy liberal chick whos a social worker , you can guess the type .
She would pop round and rattle your brain but if you ignored the dribble you couldnt but help notice her massive tits which she kept very holstered . I did wonder what was going on behind the office wear .
One day however i was up a ladder and heard a noise behind me . Looking round she was stood there naked calling her cat whom she picked up and went indoors with . The bush was the size of her cat ! . She didnt see me which was odd as i was just feet away . Cheers Claire for making the view slightly better that day .
Another strange encounter was with a friend at work . We popped round his flat one day for a coffee before off somewhere else .
Sitting somewhere you havnt been before you look round as you do and could help but notice the topless picture of his girlfiend on a table . Myself and another co-worker looked at each other and back at the picture trying to suss if this was really happening speechless . When he came in it took but a moment before we just had to ask . Turns out she was a page 3 model and he was super proud so had it on display ! . I met her a few times and she wasnt model material .
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