My wife and I went out to celebrate our 10th anniversary. She said we should go park like we did in high school and make out like old times. And so we did, and one thing led to another and soon we were "doing it" in the car. Suddenly, there's a knock on the window and all I can see is a police utility belt and an officer holding his flashlight. My wife is scrambling to get dressed as I rolled down the window and the cop asked for ID's. He's getting a good look at her trying to get dressed as I grab her drivers license out of her purse and hand it, along with mine, to the cop. He's looking at them and they show the same last name, same address, both with brown hair & brown eyes. The cop says " are you two married?". I tell him no, this is my sister and mom won't let us do it at home. He almost dropped his flashlight and started stammering "well, well, you can't do it here either", and left. My wife called me a bunch of names but we were laughing as we drove home.
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