On a long drive my wife and I got into a game of “Fuck Marry Kill”. I’m sure everyone is aware of it but just in case the rules are simple. You name three people and the other person says which one they’d fuck, which they’d marry, and which they’d kill. It’s a small but real turn on to have my wife tell me what guy she’d fuck. I also like to pose ones with women. One that stuck out on this particular one was I asked her about the men on Seinfeld. She thought for about three seconds then said, “fuck Kramer, marry Jerry and kill George”. “You’d fuck Kramer?” I asked, laughing. “Well he’s tall and tall guys usually have bigger dicks.”
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