My wife isn’t much of one for regrets, and she has definitely gotten over any shyness or real embarrassment at being seen nude. But, if there was anyone she would rather have not seen her naked would probably be a sleezeball she works with. He’s a nasty slob of a man who always talks to everyone like they are stupid. He’s never been married, nearly 50 years old, and treats everyone around him like crap. She’s disliked him since the day they met, yet somehow he has the nerve to hit on her and try and get her to invite him to any parties we have.
I regularly dare her to do thinks like flashing people, or lying out topless at a non-nude beach, that sort of thing. One night, after being out drinking, I dared her to enter an adult bookstore, go to the restroom and disrobe, then walk around the store for several minutes looking at videos and sex toys. She had just enough liquid encouragement to do it so I pulled up and she walked inside. She stripped in the restroom and placed her clothes in a shopping bag then walked out. I parked where I could see most of the store, though not all of it. I saw her walk out and speak to the female attendant, then she went to the back of the store, looked at the videos, then she pointed at the movie preview room and grinned. I nodded my head and she entered the room and about 2 minutes later she came out making a beeline for the front door. Right behind her was the asshole from work! He was smiling and walking fast to keep up with her.
She ran out the door and jumped in the car yelling for me to “GO!” I drove off laughing, she eventually started laughing also after deciding he couldn’t very well tell on her without everyone knowing he was hanging out late at night in a porn shop.
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