[Refundseason]

When I returned with my fresh drink, I asked her if there was more, knowing there was. “Anyway, I sent him a pussy pic - no big deal, because you know I’ve posted myself naked many times anyway.”

I nodded in agreement. She had a good point. Although, sending an individual a personalized pussy pic was a new step for her. “What happened next?”

He took a bit to reply. I thought maybe he didn’t like it, but finally, I saw the three dots moving and a message popped up. She opened the app on her phone, and began to scroll. She must have had a lot of messages because she took a minute to find it. She read from the screen, “Oh my god, honey. You are incredible! I know you must hear that all the time, but you get me so turned on I don’t know what to do with myself.”

This was nothing I hadn’t heard before - when your wife posts her nude body online, they say things like that all the time. But, she explained further. “He had obviously told me I was beautiful before, but we mostly just talked about regular stuff, that’s why I chatted with him and not other people. But now he was talking about being turned on. I thought he was nice, and since we had gotten to know each other a bit, I decided to play along.”

I knew when she said “play along” what she really meant was “have some sexy fun with a man on the internet” but she was trying to take it easy on me. I said “Ok…”

"I sent another picture. I was, I admit, a little drunk at that point. We had been drinking out on the porch, and I saw his message. I went back inside to go to the bathroom, but really, I ran upstairs, tore off my clothes, and took a naked picture. I sent it.”

She paused here and I didn’t know why. So what? She’d posted many naked pictures. It’s crazy how that’s something you can get used to - that thousands of guys have seen your wife naked, but it’s true!

“Well… I sent everything, babe. Everything.”