I have a super embarrassing one about my mom. At my older sister's wedding, I was asked to be one of my bro-in-law's groomsmen. I was fresh out of college and my bro-in-law and his other groomsmen were all around early-30s. About 2 hours before the ceremony we're all getting ready and hanging out in the groomsmen room eating deli sandwiches. At some point my mom comes in with the little flowers we all needed to pin to our groomsmen suits. She lays the flowers and her kit with the pins on the floor and is helping each groomsmen one-by-one making the pinned flowers look good on our suits.
It needs to be noted that my mom has always had thick-ish legs and an ass on her. She had been losing weight for the wedding and looked pretty good, but she probably overshot the landing spot on her dress size by a few inches. And the dress she was wearing were one of those dresses that zipped up in the back the entire length of the dress.
So after helping a few of the groomsmen pin their flowers, she crouches down to pick up another flower and pin from her kit. And when she did that the zipper on her dress literally explodes. From bottom to top the entire zipper just burst open. The only part that stayed together was the very top at the back of her neck where the zipper pull was. But the rest of the dress was split in half from the back and d****d down each side of her. Her entire back, butt and legs on display for all the groomsmen to see. She was wasn't wearing thong underwear, but the pair she was wearing was small in riding up between her cheeks, so there was a bunch of buttcheek showing.
I was absolutely mortified - like I was so embarrassed it felt like my soul left my body. It ruined my sister's wedding for me. I don't remember much else from that day other than this incident. At first the guys all cheered and laughed when it happened, but they seemed to be more sympathetic to the embarrassment after the first few minutes of shock wore off. My mom was doing a good job of laughing it off, but I could tell she was super embarrassed too.
The incident also wasn't some quick flash and then it was over thing - it lasted about 10 minutes before it was fixed. I was told to go get my aunt and my mom's clothes bag. I was gone for 4-5 minutes and I come back and two of the groomsmen are trying to fix her zipper. One of them was on his knees behind her fiddling with the zipper at the bottom of her dress and her ass is basically inches from his face.
Finally the zipper gets fixed and her dress gets zipped back up. My mom apologizes profusely to all the guys and they're being pretty cool about it. After she left there was some snickering, jokes and "did that really just happen" sentiments. One of the guys bragged that they saw full nipple sideboobs and several of the guys were teasing me about seeing her ass. And they were teasing my bro-in-law about how my sister must be the one after seeing all that.
It was just an unreal scenario. For years I blocked it out of my head because I would cringe every time I thought of it. But I've learned to accept it as a funny, embarrassing story. And I sort of get turned on now when I imagine it from my bro-in-law's friends' perspective. I know I would have loved it if one of my friends' moms or some older woman was all dressed up for a wedding one moment, and her dress bursts open for everyone to see the next.
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