I had a conversation with my wife about the fact that I have a higher sex drive than she does and it leads me to struggle to focus.
Her response: "Why not just masturbate"?
Music to my ears because she has basically given me carte blanche to masturbate whenever I want.
I decided to push my luck a little bit and respond a little later with:
"If I'm going to masturbate, I'd rather it be to pictures of you"
Cue photo session