When I was back at home growing up, my parents would have sex all the time and my Mother was
really loud about it. They'd do it downstairs after we (my Sisters and I) had gone to bed, they'd do it in the bedroom in the middle of the night.
I had a bedroom on my own and my two Sisters had a bedroom together. Our parents' room was in between. So the goings on in there would wake us up regularly, and occasionally my Sisters and I would talk about it. So it was well known in our house that our parents were having sex all the time
It's very bizarre when I think back on it now. Of course we grew up there so that became our normality, but thinking back on it as an adult I feel like the way my parents went about their sex life around us was probably quite messed up and that most other people's parents at least
tried to be discrete about things.
The one and only time I saw them having sex:
I was older. Not sure exactly how old, but I feel like late teens - close to 18. At this time my parents were still very sexually active, and still very loud about it. But this time I hadn't heard them get started. I needed to go downstairs for something - I forget what - and being older at this time it was fine for me to just decide to go downstairs late at night. It's not like when I was a child and we had our bed times and we had to stay upstairs.
So I go downstairs and I see the light is on in the living room so my parents are obviously up, and I walk straight in the living room and my Father is in the process of putting it in from behind
He has his dressing gown on so on sight of me he pulls out and whips his gown back around him, but my Mum is completely naked and just curls up on the sofa.
I walk straight back out and go to the kitchen, thinking I'm in
huge trouble. Eventually my Mum appears, gown on now, and walks passed me red faced.
I thought doom would descend on me at the hands of my Father. He was a loose cannon and it was normal for him to completely lose his sh*t in our house. But he doesn't say or do anything, and we never speak about it again.
To be honest I absolutely hated the experience! But it's really my parent's fault. It wasn't right how they behaved with their sex lives when we were still kids. Of course, they've got to have and live their lives I get that. But they should have been more discrete about it at least.