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This one happened many years ago, at the time my wife was working for a greyhound trainer, he had about 30 dogs in his kennels several of them owned by a millionaire that lived a few miles away but would always come to see his dogs races, this particular night we were at racetrack in the fens, I did some work for the trainer an often went to the racing, that evening the owner of the dogs had arranged to buy us all dinner in the restaurant, there was him , his wife, me ,my wife, the trainer, and a guy that worked in his office and his wife , this guy Ivan was an alcoholic , but as he was so good at his job the millionaire kept him on, my wife and the trainer had the dogs to look after so didn't drink much, nether did I as I had to drive home later, the others hit the wine hard especially the alcoholic by the time racing was over he was legless , we wandered out off the stadium to wait wait for their taxi, we stood chatting when someone asked where's Ivan nobody had seen him go , his wife was upset because of the state he was in , we all began looking for him ,the millionaires wife looked in a dike near the entrance and could just make out his shape laying in the bottom, it was summer and it was dry but it was about 7 foot deep with steep sides she had been a WPC before she had married her millionaire so being action girl in she went gave him the once over and called up to us he's ok just pissed , now how to get him out, I went down into the dyke to help her lift him the others were reaching down, us two pushing and 4 at the top pulling we got him out, now we had to get out , not so easy, action girl was dressed for dinner not this in her stockings and suspenders and summer dress, she started climbing up the bank,got about half way up and started slipping back down again,her backside was sticking out and I was looking at her very tiny g-string as she was sliding back I just reached up with my hand palm up my hand connecting with her fanny as i straightened my arm and propelled her up the bank for the others to grab, now it was my turn to get out i just walked along the dyke until I found a place to get out, it was very brief but I will never forget the feel of her fanny in my hand and from the little smile and sideways looks I got whenever I saw her after that I don't think she has ether.