We were on a cruise with a balcony cabin. My wife needs a very dark room to get to sleep and I wanted to watch a Netflix movie I had downloaded before we left, so I went out on the balcony. It was cool and nice out there with the ocean sounds, so I just kicked back and listened to the waves. After a while I heard the sliding door open on the cabin next to ours and heard voices on the other side of the partition. Then I heard the unmistakable sounds of romance or lust, and while they didn't make the ship rock, the railing in front of me was definitely shaking. The guy did a good job, he lasted about 10 nautical miles.
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