[JonThink]

We had a Class A motor home with a giant front windshield. When I bought the behemoth, I told my wife that I would only buy it, if she would ride topless anytime we went in it. She wanted it so badly that she agreed to do so. It had a small cabinet above the windshield on her side of the motor home. It was a great place to keep my glasses. It also was a great ploy to display her boobs to oncoming traffic. If it was getting very sunny, I would tell my wife to get my sunglasses from the cabinet. She had to stand up to retrieve them. I would wait until there was a long line of oncoming traffic and then make a request for the glasses. She would dutifully stand up totally topless and get them for me. It also worked great when there was an 18-wheeler coming toward us. And if we were on one of those detours where they filtered all the vehicles into one lane each way of side-by side traffic at a very slow pace, it was even better. You should have seen the look of the oncoming drivers faces when seeing her in all her topless glory standing there and reaching up for the glasses. It was really fun! And she never caught onto my ploy. That is about the only thing I miss about driving that huge ass motor home.