One of the funniest I saw was at a zoo. This teenager was in front of a parrot's cage, she was feeding the parrot peanuts while it was holding onto the cage from with its feet. She started making loud parrot noises back at it, apparently this annoyed the bird because it suddenly let loose a huge amount of bird poop and sprayed in all over the front of her knit top. She whipped the blouse off in a second, I don't blame her, I saw her bare back and a bit of side boob before someone covered her up. They led her out of the aviary while she was cussing at the parrot.
I got my kids away from her before their vocabulary was enriched.
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