[JonThink]

We have had several workmen on our property for almost two weeks. They had almost finished their job, and I walked down to talk with them before they left. When we had the house built, I had a picture window put in the bathroom shower. I actually had it put in so I could watch my wife showering while I was working outside doing landscaping. The window is really large and is placed so that one can see a person showering from just above their head down to their thighs. As I was talking to the repair guys, I saw them keep glancing up at that window area. I had my back to the house while discussing the project with them. Finally, it became obvious that they were not really listening to what I had to say. So, I turned around and looked at the house. There was my wife in all her naked spender in the shower bent backward toward the shower head washing the soap out of her hair. She paid no attention to her audience and continued to wash her entire body very slowly and deliberately.

The workmen both apologized for staring at her. I told them not to worry about it, because I was pretty certain that she knew quite readily what she was doing. I told them that they could just go ahead and watch the show while I wrote them a check. They asked if I was certain that I didn't mind. I said that it was no problem, and that they could walk up and get a closer look if they desired. And, while I was writing their check, they did just that. They walked up within five yards of the window. Apparently, my wife pretended that they were invisible. She finished the shower and was bent over at the waist with her rear end up in the air toward the window while drying her feet. Finally, she looked out and feigned surprise that the workmen were there and ran for cover.

After they left, I said to her, "Well, you gave the workmen a really good show!" She asked what I meant, and I responded that they got to watch her shower for about ten minutes. She again feigned innocence, and said, "Oh, I am so embarrassed -- I will never be able to face them again!" I just said, "Sure!"