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Old 07-24-2023, 07:50 AM
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My first wife's twin-sister (fraternal) was in a play in college. The whole family drove three hours to her college to watch it, and along the way their mother explained that there was a scene where the actresses were scantily-clad.

Being an insanely conservative family, this upset the family about what we were about to see, and they even recommended that the men in the family leave or turn around during the scene. It took all I had to keep from rolling my eyes in front of everyone.

Well, the scene in the play came. It wasn't that wild. Women were dressed in lingerie like a boudoir photoshoot, and it much less exciting than I was imagining. But then my ex-wife's twin sister came out, and you could see her enormous pancake areola through her bra/corset thing (her fraternal twin sister was like 290 pounds and 5'4" with boobs the size of small humans an areola the size of B cup boobs), and I thought it was just very interesting and appropriate for the character in the play.

But no one else in the family noticed what was visible! Everyone talked about the scene during the long drive home, and they thought it was no big deal since nothing was visible and the "scant clothing" covered more than regular clothing, and I was astounded.

Moving along to another story, my current wife's good friend was topless in college plays a lot, posed for nude art classes, etc. I never got to see the plays, and by the time I met the friend, she had done a 180 and became a super prude. Huge bummer to hear all of her stories over the years via my wife, yet my experiences with the friend were completely opposite. Boo.
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