Best Practical Joke Ever?
First post here (and kind of a long one). This is about an ex but I think it still applies?
This is from when my friends and I were in our mid-20s (mid-90’s) and my friend, we’ll call him Bob, was getting married and flying into my town for his stag. I was throwing his stag because his best man was lame and couldn’t figure out what to do. She we planed to rent a hotel, do some golfing, dinner and then go to the strippers. Now at the time an ex-girlfriend of mine was working at my office with me - we’ll call her Trish. She was working for me as an admin assistant, but while we were dating she was a professional model — tall slim mixed part Native American with dark hair, cut kind of short, long legs and perfect 34B perky boobs. When I told her that my friend was coming in for his stag, her and I concocted a plan that instead of me and my buddy Kevin picking him up at the airport that she would meet him at arrivals and pretend to be a high-end call-girl that we had arranged for him. Now this would work because Bob had heard about my girlfriend when were dating several years before, but since we lived in different cities, he’d never met her when we were dating and this was pre-social media so hadn’t seen her either.
The morning came that he was arriving at the airport, so my buddy Kevin and I picked up Trish at her apartment. Kevin got in the backseat and Trish came out of her apartment wearing a little black dress —*a staple for all models apparently clearly with no bra on. When she got into the front seat of my car I thought Kevin’s head would explode. She looked incredible and I knew that when she wore this dress when we were dating, she never wore underwear. I didn't get a glimpse when she got in the car to see if she was wearing underwear or not but it was probably a safe bet and I was pretty excited knowing that she was gonna pretend to be a call girl for my buddy. Boy, did her legs look incredible with that flimsy short dress and little black strapped heels on.
So we head off to the airport and drop Trish off at the arrivals and tell her which hotel we're going to go to and we’ll book a room leave a key left for them at the front desk. That way she can leave my lead our buddy up to the room at which point we are going to be hiding in the bathroom and when the appropriate time comes, will jump out and surprise them and let them know that the whole thing is a hoax. He's a really good guy and would never cheat on his future wife, so we just want to get him really nervous and see how far it goes. So Trish gets out of the car heading to arrivals in her little black dress and heels, Kevin and I watch her perfect as wiggle away and we head to the hotel.
We check in, leave a room key, go up to the hotel room and hide out standing in the bathtub with the shower curtain pulled so hopefully they don't see us when they come in. (We told Trish that's where we would hide) We wait. We wait. Then we hear the key in the room, the door opens and they come in and we can hear him saying “This is got to be a joke. Where are the guys? Seriously where are the guys?” She keeps saying “This is no joke. I'm here for you. I am your present.” Meanwhile we are dying trying not to laugh as we figured we'd give it a couple of minutes to see how far she gets. When we do jump out and say surprise, my buddy is down to his underwear and Trish is sitting in the chair opposite the bed, still in her little black dress and heels. My buddy bolts up and grabs his pants shouting and laughing “I knew it! I knew it!” Everyone had a pretty good laugh. First thing I notice when Trish is sitting across from the bed in the chair and is that I can clearly confirm she is commando as always! Damn she had a perfect pussy, nicely shaped with just the tiniest little low shaved golf green of brunette pubic hair, but just fuzzy and her lips were perfectly smooth. I’d say she probably trimmed it that morning know it may be seen. So now I know that my friend Bob has probably had a good view of my exes box! Fucking hot.
We order room service with lots of champagne and have a room party at 11 o'clock in the morning — music dancing silliness, and Trish bounces from the chair to the bed kicks off her shoes. We all have get great glimpses of her bare ass her pussy multiple times. I even connect with my buddy Kevin both of us noticing we can see her pussy any the same time. Trish is loving the attention and we’re all just having a fun time recounting the whole airport pick up and the whole scene. But the rest of the day we had some plans so we couldn't carry-on too much farther and everyone was super respectful to which was great (no one wanted to ruin a good thing - I mean hey, free show!). It was just fun and tempting and teasing enough but since Trish had kicked off her shoes earlier she commanded that we should put her shoes back on for her, Clever girl knowing she driving us wild. And have she didn’t trim her pussy for nothing! So I got to put on the first shoe which she laid back on the bed with the three of us at her feet, bring her knees up so her feet were on the bed and all three of us had the perfect view of not only her smooth pussy lips, but her nice asshole too. So I put on her one shoe and she was laughing and giggling the whole time, knowing we were all turned on. Then Bob grabbed the other shoe and he really took his time and made sure he moved her leg so he had a better view and they definitely made eye contact — Trish looked him right in the eye, and smiled then looked back down at her pussy, while he was putting on the shoe. She just giggled and had a good time.
We had to drop her drop her back off at her apartment so the guys got in the back of her car and she got in the passenger seat beside me and on the way home for some reason she took a water bottle from my cupholder and sprayed the guys at the back and they started spraying her back which became a water fight in my car and her skirt was riding up and the whole time so I had the perfect angle to see her nicely shaped box and I could tell she was wet with excitement not just the water fight. We dropped her off at my apartment we all went out, partied and had a great time. I came home the next morning and even though we weren't a couple anymore and she actually had a boyfriend at the time we fucked. Hard. My buddy told me it was the best gift he ever had. He also told me that when he got into the room and didn't think it was real he kept challenging and kept asking her if she was really a call girl, she sat down in the chair and made sure to give him a nice slow, Basic instinct, Sharon Stone pussy flash to make sure he knew she had no underwear on.
Years later, her and I were no longer working together, but were connected through social media and I told her I was going to hang out with the guys and she asked me if they remembered that night. I told them he brings it up every time we hang out and that we all thought she was smokin hot. She confessed that she would've had at least a threesome with him and I and maybe more if she stayed with us for the whole night!! Missed opportunity I guess, but still it was (semi)innocent fun and loved that now I can talk about one of my exes trimmed box with a couple of my buddies, and they have a vivid, vivid memory of it.
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