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Monday I had my yearly eye appointment because I wear contacts. For the last few years I’ve worn multi focal contacts so I don’t have to carry around reading glasses. I’ve been seeing the same doctor for years now so we have that friendly relationship you get. She’s in her late 30s early 40s I would guess.

So she goes through the exam and the final test is kind of a real world one. She asked me to get my phone out and open my email or something to make sure the reader part of the lenses is still working. Without thinking I get my phone out of my pocket and unlock it. There on my home screen is a picture of Lisa from out honeymoon. Not nude but definitely sexy to me. The doctor was standing right next to me waiting to hold some different lenses in front of my eyes to do that thing where they ask “better now or now?”

Anyway, before I could open an app to hide the pic she giggled and said naughty naughty. I laughed as I apologized then said I bet my wife didn’t expect my eye doctor to see her in lingerie this morning. We then moved on and finished up and I was on my way.