07-03-2023, 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Massguy70
Recently, while walking down an isle in Target, the woman in front of me slowed down her walk to look at something then quickly turned to walk back. I was right there at that point so I reach out with both hands as she turned into me. One hand on her back and one firmly on her left breast. She said "Oh my God, I'm so sorry". I told her it was okay, I didn't mind then commented I didn't even have to buy her dinner to get to second base. We both laughed and walked away. I'm guessing she was about 35, 5'7 and nice 36Ds. It was warm that day so she was wearing shorts and a t-shirt. There wasn't much separating my hand from paradise.
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That's a rather clever ruse, Massguy70. I'm impressed. 
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