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Old 06-20-2023, 01:20 AM
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My SIL was a bit of a drama queen and liked to do things to get attention. She was very attractive and used that to make sure she was never unnoticed. One night we were about ready to go to bed and my wife got a call from her sister, she was staying at their parents house while they were on a vacation in Europe. SIL said she thinks there is someone outside, she heard a noise and thought she saw movement, my suggestion was she should call the police, but the two of them thought I should go check it out, the house was about 10 minutes away.

I just got a flashlight, I was 99.99% sure this was just an attention getter, and off I went. I get to the house and start walking the perimeter with the flashlight, I get to the back where I know SIL's bedroom is. I shine the light and sure enough there are two boys about 13 or 14, I've seen them before in the neighborhood, peeking in her window, they take off like scalded dogs, I'm not going to chase them, they'll be easy enough to find later. I go up to the window, there is my SIL sitting on the bed topless, drying her hair, with the curtains open. If you a afraid of a peeping tom or stalker, the last thing you would do is sit next to an open window topless.

I go to the backdoor, I have a key, announce myself, SIL comes out with a robe on, I explain the whole thing to her, who the two boys are, and ask her why she was sitting half naked in front open curtains if the was afraid, she said "I didn't think about that".

I case you're wondering I had seen her topless a few times, skinny dipping, strip Twister, and saw her many more times. Pretty, but anything for attention.
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