[KarlMalone]

‘I was too lazy to put on clothes’: Woman wearing only towel and drinking Four Loko arrested for allegedly letting kids photograph her naked in Dollar General parking lot

A scantily clad 36-year-old woman in Florida was arrested this week after police say she went to a local Dollar General store wearing nothing but a towel wrapped loosely around her body and a can of Four Loko in her hand as she let a pair of juveniles take pictures and videos of her completely undressed....

An officer found the woman “wearing a towel wrapped around her body while holding a can of Four Lokos alcoholic beverage,” the affidavit states. The woman — later identified as Robinson — allegedly told the officer that “walking around in public with only a towel is normal to her.”

The officer noted that Robinson appeared visibly intoxicated as she said she chose her attire because she was “too lazy to put any clothing on,” the document states.