At an event last night with my family and my wife's sister. Sitting on the ground on blankets.
My wife's sister was wearing a black skirt, and she sat down right away cross-legged, so I assumed it was actually a skort. But, I had to be sure, so when I had to walk by eventually, I could see right up her skirt--and it was a skirt--but I thought perhaps she was wearing black safety shorts under it.
Throughout the event, she would try to cover herself with her purse, sweater, etc, but sometimes she just sat there cross-legged without covering anything at all.
Eventually I got up again and had a decent look. No safety shorts. Just black panties on perfect display for anyone on stage or walking by her. No fewer than 100 people saw her black panties.
She was half-aware/half-oblivious. But she's been like that for the entire 25+ years that I have known her, so just add last night to the long list of "I wish I could understand how her brain works" things that have happened over the years.
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