Mrs gave me a real "What the...?" moment last Friday.
Kids were at school, we were both home as I was WFH and mrs was off. We've had a tough few months since the New Year as a family and she was talking on the phone to a counsellor/therapist for an hour during the morning.
Next thing I know she comes in to the room where I'm working. "I need you to do me a favour."
I said that was fine. Things were quiet on the work front just then. Also, it was around 11am and my work are fine with folks taking a 10 min coffee break there.
"That lady I was talking to... she says I need to do something to re-centre myself. Take my mind off things. Reset."
"Sure," I said. "What have you in mind?"
"Would you be OK if I got naked in the back garden and you rubbed moisturiser all over me while I lay on the sun lounger?"
I've spoken before about how we are fortunate to live out of town and so a lot of exhibitionism goes on in our back garden. However, the sheer out-of-nowhere of this request, plus the fact that I was otherwise having a normal work day, nearly knocked me down!
Of course I agreed to her request and set my work status to 'Away'.
For the record, I did exactly as she asked, and even gave her an orgasm as a bonus. For me, I kept my clothes on and returned to my desk about 20 minutes later.
Still, a job well done, I was told.
