My first wife and I were nudists and regularly hung out with another nudist couple.
She had been complaining for a while that I didn't "touch her" enough (which admittedly was true at the time). We were drinking with our friends at their place - and we were all naked - when my wife started going on that rant again. And in her inebriated state she "incited" our male friend to touch her. Next thing I know he's got his hands on her ass. Then she sticks her tits in his face and he grabs them. She leans over even more and now her tits are ON his face. It was all a lot more weird than it was sexy. And his girlfriend is sitting next to me the entire time; looking totally confused and wondering where this is all going.
My wife looks at me as if to say: "see, someone likes touching me!" as she plops down on his lap; but then she realizes from my facial expression that I am not amused and her "revenge tactic" is not panning out. And by then I've pulled the girlfriend closer to me with my hand right next to her tit (which she understood the purpose behind it) to show my wife that "two can play that game." So she pulls away from him and we all just look at each other like: "WTF just happened?" Nonetheless we all moved on and went back to our normal "hanging out." It was never spoken of again.
I don't blame the dude; I would have trouble resisting someone naked being "sexy" in my face too And he was a good friend so it didn't upset me that he'd had his hands all over my wife. We'd hung out naked together for years.
But I can tell you; it would have been an entirely different outcome if it had been me groping our friend. I would have never heard the end of it.
The moral of the story: when you mix nudity, alcohol and resentment, you can end up with a "sticky situation."
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