[Fox Mulder]

There was some talk that QuentinTarantino was going to do an R rated Star Trek. For sure the red shirts would have died in far more graphic ways in his version. Maybe there would have been some kinky sex with green women. However, it doesn't look like that movie is going to happen. I got to thinking today about WHO ELSE might join the Star Trek universe with a fresh take on the Scifi classic. What if the makers of South Park took a shot? It's not too hard to imagine how they'd play it...plenty of gross body humor to be sure. I think it would look something like this: