[johnsimmons]

So all my photos are available on my phone which is protected by a fairly secure password, however if someone gets into my phone they'll have an amazing time. All our meets etc are available to view in all their glory.
My lock screen is a normal wallpaper, however my contact photo for Wifey is the one below, albeit without the censor, which is quite amusing when it pops up while I'm out or on the car screen or something.
I'm more daring with my smartw*tch. I use an app called photowear that allows you to have 9 photos at any time that can randomly switch between them and I've uploaded a few pics that 'just about' cut off the nips, so everytime I lift my wrist my watch lights up and colleagues etc could get a quick glimpse of something they weren't expecting.