[tarleton84]

So I was drinking last night and bored. My brother was supposed to come over and have a few with me, but he couldn't make it. I decided to call my old college roommate. Until this year, we had not talked much for a few years. He is getting a divorce now after twenty-something years. So last night we started talking about his ex, and he reminded me of a story from the 1990s. I was the best man in his wedding and thought his wife was gorgeous. He always joked that one reason she liked him so much was that he had a huge dick. Anyway, I was staying over at their place in DC, and they had me sleeping in the spare bedroom. It's a pretty small apartment, with a living room, a kitchen and bathroom, and two little bedrooms opposite each other on either side of the living room. SO, I woke up in the morning, still rubbing the sleep out of my eyes. I am wearing a pair of gym shorts and nothing else and sporting my pretty average morning wood. As I rub the sleep out of my eyes and head into the living room, I look across, and my friend's bedroom door is WIDE open. There he is, sitting nude on the edge of his bed, and his bride is on her knees wearing nothing but a t-shirt, and sucking his cock. He just looks up at me, smiles really big and mouths "told you!" He was not kidding. Nevertheless, I just turned right around and went back in my room. For the rest of the say, it was pretty hard to look the blushing bride in the eye without thinking of her sucking cock!