[JonThink]

My wife got drunk and passed out on the sofa at a party we were attending. After awhile, it was obvious that she was not going to come back to life that evening. The host and hostess said that they had a spare bedroom where we could spend the night. So the host and I carried her to bed. Once there, he left to go back to the party and their guests. We had no spare clothes with us, so I just stripped her down (she was commando) nude and put her under the covers for the night. Later in the evening I went a little too heavy on the booze and got really intoxicated. I staggered into that same bedroom after saying goodnight and passed out on the bed. The only problem was that my wife had somehow kicked the covers off of her, and she was bare ass naked. It was all I could do to make it to the bed, and I failed to shut the door behind me. I passed out on top of the covers and was too inebriated to pull the covers back over my wife -- making it impossible for my wife to ever pull up any covers over her. However, the next morning I was still on top of the covers, the bedroom door was still open, and my wife was still sleeping it off. The only person awake around the house was the host. And, yet, my wife had a blanket over her nude body. Go figure.