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Originally Posted by JonThink
After many years attempting to turn my wife into an exhibitionist, I finally made it. She started by wearing see-thru tops to clubs without a bra. Then it was mini-skirts added onto the see-thru tops. Then it was the see-thru tops unbuttoned deep into her cleavage. Then it was mid-riff see-thru tops tied at the base with her jugs almost falling out. Then it was going to the beach and going topless. Finally, it was going to the beach and going nude. Then, low and behold, she asked if I wanted to go to a nude resort. I answered by saying does a bear shit in the woods!? She took to the nude resort like a duck to water. Then we started going to biker rallies. She dressed very provocatively at these rallies. Even showered nude with the guys in the Women's/Men's Shower. She even walked the stage in a teddy and very see-thru robe and g-string in a biker woman fashion show. Then she went down the Titty Alley totally topless. And last year, she rode nude tied up in a chariot down that same Alley. She would even get nude at the after party parties at the rallies. I thought I had it made!
However, now she tells me her legs are wringlely and so are her upper arms. She will go around at the biker rallies in totally see-thru tops with sleeves in them, but no fence net bra tops or toplessness and no really short mini-skirts that show the top of her legs or the bottom of her ass cheeks. She said that she has to approve all outfits before leaving for the rallies. Sort of if I argue about it then "No Rally!" She also said that she doesn't want to get nude at the after party parties.
I asked her what about the nude resorts. She said that she will still do that since so many people there are old. So, my question is: "Has anyone else encountered this roadblock from their wives or significant other?" Please let me know how to overcome it. I need help in a hurry.
Pic I.D.:
Row 1: I got my boobies caught in these old nasty display rings;
I wonder if any other guys will stop by and offer us a drink in our modest attire.
Row 2: I wonder who this nice man is that has offered me a boob lift;
Now that I have had the boob lift, how do I measure out.
Row 3: The after party parties are a real blast -- you can really stretch out and get comfortable;
I love the Biker Style Show -- you get to keep the outfits even if they give you a little camel toe.
Row 4: Whoa, my boobie is giving me a nip slip. I never guessed I would fall out of this top;
I love chariot rides, but no one told me that I would be roped up nude for the ride.
Row5: I love to have a beer out with all the guys and especially when there is a cool breeze to cool off a boob or two.
Row 6: You know you really have to watch these metallic tops that have those little chains holding them in place -- things can get dangerous.
Well, do you guys think she is good to go another year or so?
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That's one of my concerns down the line. Right now, we're in our early thirtys so I feel like we have more time. Down the line, hopefully we'll be able to either get into shape or already be in shape (I'm working on an outdoor gym) or look at getting her w/e she needs to feel comfortable with herself. Also planninh on a hot tub and getting her outside completely nude frequently. I'll tell you that the peircings was a huge confidence boost.