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Last fall my wife and I went out to dinner. It was one of those outings where things didn't go right. First restaurant jam-packed and long wait. Walked to a nearby place we've never been before. Seemed like they were understaffed. Took a long time to get our drink order in. Took a long time to get our main orders in. And when the food came, my wife had the wrong food.

My wife didn't totally freak out - but she had a tough time hiding her frustration and acted a little on the entitled side. The waiter was a mid-20s boyscout type who apologized profusely and corrected the mistake pretty quickly. On the way home I half-jokingly called my wife a "karen" over the incident.

She was mortified at the thought of that. I half-jokingly tell her she needs to give the waiter an apology blowjob to make up for it. It's all a running joke my wife and I have when we're in a flirty mood. I would love to see it though.

My mid-50s wife is into younger men. So doing something like this isn't out of the realm of possibility.