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Originally Posted by Peek

When I was stationed in the north I met a beautiful sexy lady and was amazed when she told me she was 'saving it' for when she was married. I took her back home to the south to meet my family and everything was going great until she let slip she was 'saving' herself, for marriage. My mom and dad both became infuriated, shouting, "If she's not good enough for her family, why should you take her!"

Old, old joke.