[Fox Mulder]

1. The old pie in the face gag. It played better in the 20th Century.
2. All these mass shootings...you kinda wonder what inspires them. Or do you? This is a game? Yikes!
3. If OCC ever goes off line, Alex is going to be obligated to have all our OCC women escorted to other amateur porn sites.
4. The catholic church's new "possessed stripper" entertainment program has helped celibate priests blow off a little steam.
5. The reason why young Sugar Krinkles eaters grew up to be so frightened of Stephen King's "It."