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Old 07-20-2007, 07:22 PM
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Default Suburbia

Make that "Suburbia" from 1984.

Here's an amusing review from Amazon.com:

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"Next time, we'll do more than rip somebody's clothes off!", March 12, 2007
A Kid's Review

Always remember, if you see a girl, don't rip her clothes off! Doing that will drive her crazy! I know this because I saw it on Suburbia.

In the beginning of the movie, some people at a club rip a dress of a girl. She was being stuck up, maybe because her dress was fancy. So, the people go, "Hey, let's rip her clothes off." Whoa, bad idea! The people are all laughing, like "Man, this is funny!" But having her clothes ripped off her body has driven the girl crazy and all she can do is stand there and cry and scream. She is crazy now all because her clothes got ripped off her body and she is totally naked!

Later on, this one guy and his friend are angry. They went to a strip club and they had to pay to see a naked girl. They go to the house where these people live, rip the clothes off one girl and put her in a sleeper hold, then yell at the kids. They have a gun, and their message is clear: Girls better get used to getting their clothes ripped off by stangers and not go crazy...or else POW! So what happens next? THAT girl goes crazy. Not only that, she is driven so crazy that she is dead. Like, "wait a minute, even that first girl who got her clothes ripped off DID NOT kill herself! Come on!" But it is true! That is what can happen if you rip the clothes of a girl! DO NOT DO IT! Unless you want to see a girl crazy and dead!
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