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Wife: "I want to try modeling. There's a site I can join where new models can meet photographers. Do you care if I post a couple old pics that you took from back when we were dating?"

Husband: "I don't care. You can do whatever the fuck you want if you'll just quit bugging me so I can watch this game."

Six weeks later...

Husband: (looking at new pics) "What the fuck?? I didn't know you were gonna strip down and let the photographer see you naked!!"

Wife: "I did a lot more than strip down Babe... Oh, and just so you know, he may have shared a few of the photos with other photographers and stuff."

Husband's Phone: "You have 96 new messages."