This one is low key and did not give a "massive" thrill but was kind of hot... I went to pick my two youngest kids up from school the last day before Christmas break about a month ago. They usually have a 1.5 hour bus ride to get out to the ranch then a half mile walk down the drive if no one is available to meet them at the road so I figured I would surprise them and by picking them up and get them a treat in town.
I got there early and as I was walking up to the pickup area I noticed this MILF with her back to me wearing painted on tight Christmas green yoga pants that left little to the imagination. Right off the bat I noticed her thigh gap which I have a thing for. She was wearing a tight Christmas elf sweater and a green santa/elf hat. I maneuvered around so I was in front of her and was not disappointed. She had a camel toe and a rack that was either well supported or perky (maybe fake) and a bit big for her athletic frame.
Now for the even hotter part. On the front of the sweater was Santa with his naughty list and a female elf kneeling in front of him. The print on the sweater said, "This elf will jingle your balls." I thought what the fuck I am going to have a little fun so I said to her, "Howdy ma'am, that sweater would not be false advertising would it?" She gave me a coy smile/fuck me grin, kind of flipped her hair, and said, "Too bad we don't have a few more minutes before the kids get out or you could find out for yourself." I laughed and said something like damn, the story of my life... always just a little late. She gave a giggle and right about then the bell rang and a sea of kids came spilling out.
I would not have taken her up on it even if the offer was real but a little flirting is fun sometimes.
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