Back in the mid-2000s My then wife was one of those bible thumpers and rarely had sex with me because she thought it was sinful. The lack of sex is for another story so I digress. I had convinced her to wear one of those remote-controlled mini eggs held in place by her panties. We went to go sing karaoke that night. When I would turn it on it would startle her. She would jump almost 1 foot off of her chair. It was so funny to me. It was really hilarious. At times I would turn it on and leave it on and she would start to melt. I would leave it off on purpose and when she least expected it I would turn it on. I would wait until she was talking to someone, then from across the room, I would turn it on. It would cause her to jump and sometimes give out a little yelp. When she would jump and yelp the person, she was talking to had no clue and would scream with her and ask, What?!! My wife and her conservative ways could not tell them out of fear of giving them sexual information. I just thought that was hilarious. Then when we were together in public, I would say to her, are you ready? No matter what she said I would turn it on. She wouldn’t jump when I did it that way and she would start to melt and get a glassy look in her eyes. She would grab my shirt, put her face into my shoulder and breathe heavily.
When it was my turn to sing karaoke, she sat at the bar alone on a bar stool. As I was singing, I was looking at her and she was looking at me. I reached my hand into my pocket and turned on the remote control. She immediately jumped almost a foot off of the chair. As I am singing I could not help myself from laughing during the middle of the song. I could not control my laughter and everybody was looking at me wondering why I was laughing so hard.
She would never let me take nude photos of her but I did sneak a few of her. Here is a photo of her from that night. As you can see, she even feels uncomfortable in this photo. It is a photo from a cell phone from that time era. Not very good quality but it was what it was for that time. But it was still a fun time.
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